First off, I must thank @Branli from Twitter for this wonderful discovery. She led me to the most delicious website ever: Cafe Press Writer's Gifts I spent hours going through the site, drooling over everything in sight. Here are a few awesome items.
And one of my faves (I had to zoom it in) is a tee shirt featuring Shakespearean insults! Excuse me while I have a nerdgasm!
This was the US site, but there are sites and options for almost all of the other countries. :)
These are all going in my letter to Santa. Happy Holidays to all!