So I was doing some browsing on Amazon and I came across a discussion in one of the romance forums. It's titled "Your Darned Hated Certain Phrases"
It is pages and pages of educational hilarity. Check it out, but do not drink anything while reading the posts or your computer will be in danger of getting sprayed.
Then, through that site I found the website: Uncle Walter's Bad Romance
It's split into 2 sections: one is bad romance novel covers, and the other is bad quotes. Both have amusing commentary.
And then I met "Uncle Walter's" lovely wife and found this fun blog post:
Besides the entertainment value, sites like these are a valuable asset to romance authors. They contain countless cries from readers of what not to do. Let us never compare male and female organs to fruit, use the universally hated term, "manroot" or have our characters do physically impossible things in the sack.
Bahaha! I loved that discussion! Thanks for the link...funny stuff. =)
ReplyDeleteFollowing...you're a fun find.
As always, we're happy to have your support. :) You rock!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww... no you guys rock!
ReplyDeleteBWAhahaha!
ReplyDeleteSo freakin' funny! *wipes a tear from the corner of eye*
ReplyDeleteThanks to publicity like yours, we've been getting a lot more attention. We were recently featured in The Boston Phoenix (print and online editions -- http://thephoenix.com/Boston/arts/115416-20-astoundingly-bad-romance-novel-covers/) and in The Guardian (UK's big newspaper) under their Internet Picks, also print and online (http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/feb/12/internet-picks-of-the-week). This is big stuff, and every little bit helps, so thanks again. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are funny! :) Fellow crusader here! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm excited to get to know you better! :D
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for destroying my life with the brain-numbingly hysterical links to Uncle Walter's Bad Romance sites.
ReplyDeleteI ....
There are no words:
http://romance.unclewaltersrants.com/2011/01/youve-totally-got-to-say-the-dialogue-in-a-yoda-voice-seriously-do-it.html
Lolz... Brilliantly put! And thank you for the sites that you linked. I write romances too so they will be my lookouts...
ReplyDeleteLolz... Brilliantly put! And thank you for the sites that you linked. I write romances too so they will be my lookouts...
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