So I was doing some browsing on Amazon and I came across a discussion in one of the romance forums. It's titled "Your Darned Hated Certain Phrases"
It is pages and pages of educational hilarity. Check it out, but do not drink anything while reading the posts or your computer will be in danger of getting sprayed.
Then, through that site I found the website: Uncle Walter's Bad Romance
It's split into 2 sections: one is bad romance novel covers, and the other is bad quotes. Both have amusing commentary.
And then I met "Uncle Walter's" lovely wife and found this fun blog post:
Besides the entertainment value, sites like these are a valuable asset to romance authors. They contain countless cries from readers of what not to do. Let us never compare male and female organs to fruit, use the universally hated term, "manroot" or have our characters do physically impossible things in the sack.